The THOMAS Times: 2014

Sunday, February 23, 2014

Welcome Home Elder Howell!!

These aren't in the order I wanted, but I needed to put them on fast, so just pretend they are in order and enjoy our fun fiesta in honor of Tommy returning with honor from the Mexico City West Mission!!

Our favorite Dad Quotes.... Let me know what I am missing!

I think I'll make a speech.
How's the world's greatest [insert name here].
"Let me just take a look at your tooth. I am not going to pull it." Then you would let him take a look. As soon as he got a hold of the loose tooth, he would say, "Now I am!"
Dad was known for cream-style corn, mashed potatoes, split pea soup, bread with milk and water-flavored punch.
Heeeaaaaven's Sake.
Who's teaching my radio bad habits?
Potlicker
It won't take that kind of treatment.
There's a reward out for my {insert item}.
If that's so much fun, get someone to do it to you.
To the bed, to the bed, to the bed we go.
Light somewhere.
You couldn't afford that if I gave it to you.
Go look for it out in the sandbox.
Do I have to follow you around turning out the lights?
This isn't for dumb kids.
No sighing and and no crying today.
I think I hear one of Uncle Denny's cows in here.
To Jenni- If there's a car leaving, you feel like you have to be in it.
I didn't recognize your cheery voice.
Everybody, come in here so I can get dressed.
Quoting Jenni- Get ready to die!
Sheep are the dumbest animals.
I have a little money for my own use.
We go. WE SEE YOU.
If I'd have known you were coming, I'd have baked a cake.
Kiss Hug
Potty potty poo.
Your mom is a gourmet cook.
Kids, We Have Got To Stop spending money.
Just tip the table this way.
There is no way known to man.
Ornery cuss

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Saturday, October 4, 2014

Happy Birthday Grandma!

Sunday, February 23, 2014

Welcome Home Elder Howell!!

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