The THOMAS Times: Jeff's 50th Birthday Bash!

Our favorite Dad Quotes.... Let me know what I am missing!

I think I'll make a speech.
How's the world's greatest [insert name here].
"Let me just take a look at your tooth. I am not going to pull it." Then you would let him take a look. As soon as he got a hold of the loose tooth, he would say, "Now I am!"
Dad was known for cream-style corn, mashed potatoes, split pea soup, bread with milk and water-flavored punch.
Heeeaaaaven's Sake.
Who's teaching my radio bad habits?
Potlicker
It won't take that kind of treatment.
There's a reward out for my {insert item}.
If that's so much fun, get someone to do it to you.
To the bed, to the bed, to the bed we go.
Light somewhere.
You couldn't afford that if I gave it to you.
Go look for it out in the sandbox.
Do I have to follow you around turning out the lights?
This isn't for dumb kids.
No sighing and and no crying today.
I think I hear one of Uncle Denny's cows in here.
To Jenni- If there's a car leaving, you feel like you have to be in it.
I didn't recognize your cheery voice.
Everybody, come in here so I can get dressed.
Quoting Jenni- Get ready to die!
Sheep are the dumbest animals.
I have a little money for my own use.
We go. WE SEE YOU.
If I'd have known you were coming, I'd have baked a cake.
Kiss Hug
Potty potty poo.
Your mom is a gourmet cook.
Kids, We Have Got To Stop spending money.
Just tip the table this way.
There is no way known to man.
Ornery cuss